REMEMBER……I HAVE ALL MY JOKES ON MY OTHER BLOG. COME ON OVER FOR SOME LAUGHS!

DORAZ SAYS…BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

REMEMBER……I HAVE ALL MY JOKES ON MY OTHER BLOG. COME ON OVER FOR SOME LAUGHS!
DORAZ SAYS…BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

LOTS OF JOKES ON THIS BLOG FOR THANKSGIVING IN THE ARCHIVES OF NOVEMBER 2008………. HAVE SOME FUN AND COME FOR A VISIT* DON’T FORGET TO VISIT MY OTHER BLOG WHERE I POST DAILY JOKES AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF* ……….. DORAZ SAYS …………HAPPY NOVEMBER!

LOTS OF JOKES ON THIS BLOG FOR HALLOWEEN IN THE ARCHIVES. HAVE SOME SPOOKY FUN!

“MAY YOUR TROUBLES BE LESS, YOUR BLESSINGS MORE, AND MAY NOTHING BUT HAPPINESS, COME THROUGH YOUR DOOR.”

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DORAZ SAYS

Happiness…

The angel asked, “You aren’t happy. How can I help you?”

The poet replied, “I have everything. But I lack only one thing. Can you give it to me?”

To which the angel happily said, “Sure. I can give you anything you desired.”

The poet stared right into the angel’s eyes, “I want happiness.”

“All right,” the angel nodded. And the angel proceed to take away everything the poet possessed. The angel took away the poet’s talent, destroyed his looks, robbed his riches and killed his wife. The angel then left for heaven.

A month later, the angel appeared in front of the poet. The poet was lying on the ground, half dead, hungry and struggling for survival. The angel then returned him everything he once possessed and left for heaven again.

Two weeks later, the angel paid a visit to the poet. This time, the poet, together with his wife, thanked the angel profusely. He finally found happiness.

The joyous celebration scheduled for LAUGH with DORAZ and
DORAZ SAYS will take place on September 30th, unless one of them gets cold feet! LVISS will conduct the ceremony and join them together in laughter and love. Bridesmaids will be Era, S.Le, and Kristi. Groomsmen are Tony, Gary and Clark. Flower boy will be Dennis. The ring bearer is PurpleHatter. The couple has decided that EVERYONE can have a good laugh, so BOTH BLOGS should get the SMILES! So, if you stop by this blog, you can have a look around…there is A LOT of stuff! Then you can get the new updates at my other blog DORAZ SAYS and see what else I am up to! I have really appreciated everyone’s support on this blog. I am not going to delete it…like Tony always does…..I am going to keep it running! Hope you all have lots of love and laughter in your lives! Keep a smile going 24/7!

First off…NO, this is NOT my butt! REALLY.

How come when you mix water

and flour together….you get glue?

And then you add eggs

and sugar…

and you get cake??

Where did the glue go ??

NEED AN ANSWER??

You know darned well where it went!?

That’s what makes the cake

stick to your ass~~~~~

Thanks to Pam W

Little Johnny has a speech impediment. His father taught to him to always be polite to people.

The first day of school, Johnny gets on the bus, remembering what his father told him, says to the bus driver, “Doog moaning buth driber,”

The bus driver slaps him in the mouth, and sends him to the back of the bus.

This goes on for four days.
Finally, Johnny tells his father the problem, “Fatter you tell me to be pollite, but when I do the buth driber shlaps my in ma faith.”

His father says, “Tomorrow I will wait at the bus with you.”

The next day, there they are waiting for the bus. When it arrives Johnny’s father says, “Go on Johnny get on the bus and be polite.”

Johnny does but looks to his father with fear in his eyes.

His father says, “Go on Johnny.”

So Johnny, wanting to be as polite as possible says, “Doog moaning buth driber.”

With that the bus driver raises his hand in an attempt to strike Johnny in the face, but before he can Johnny father grabs the drivers hand.

He asks, “Why do you smack my son, when all he is doing is being polite?”

The bus driver says, “Betause heeth making fun of me”

That cool blogging friend I have…….
PURPLE HATTER….. has designed another GREAT award for me!

Please stop by his blog and see what he has done with it! You will be amazed! Thanks!

Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A
mama cat and her kitten were walking by.

The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we
eat?”

To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, “How
about some Baskin Robbins?”

A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. “Is it true that you called him a liar?

“Yes, I did.”

“Did you call him stupid?”

“Yes.”

“And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac asshole?”

“No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?”