
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
‘How old was your husband?’
‘98,’ she replied, ‘Two years older than me’
‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented.
She responded , ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?

I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I’m half blind,
Can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can’t remember if I’m 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver’s license.
Thanks Kristi!
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ONE DAY SHE WILL EAT THE DRIVING LICENCE BY MISTAKE.
LVISS>>>True because don’t we lose our taste buds , also?????
Lol! A drivers license is forever
Era
That is kind of sad but true for Florida.
Jane Parker…I do hear stories from my relatives who live there! Be careful! Thanks for stopping by!
Thankfully the guy in the picture is driving in England; look where he’s at in the car.
You can tell when you’re getting close to Florida, cause the drivers start getting shorter and shorter.
Everything in old age is about smaller. You live in a smaller house, eat a smaller meal, YOU get shorter. Except the car. No, the car just keeps getting bigger.
Clark….funny comment! Still smiling! Hope all is well!
good ones funny-)+