JOKE OF THE DAY
June 20, 2009
Terrifying Tuesday Bride
by Doraz
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A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules,” he said. “Any comments?” His new bride replied, “No, that’s fine with me. But, just understand that there’ll be sex here at seven o’clock every night… whether you’re here or not.”
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Dear me! LOL
Funny!
She told him. LOL
I figured this one was a good one to share that I found!
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Now there’s a gal with a positive approach!
Era, you have got to have it now a days!
