Joke of the weekend…….2/1-)*

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
”Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found [...]

Joke of The Day…….1/30-)*

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A sales representative, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
”Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, [...]

Joke of the Night………..1/29-)*

A man pushes his car into a gas station. He explains to the mechanic that it died on him. After the mechanic works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
The man asks, “What’s the story?”
The mechanic says, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
Then the man asks, “How often do I have to do [...]

Joke of the Day………1/29-)*

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he buries them.
The next day, the [...]

Joke of the Night……….1/28-)*

Teacher: Why are you late?
Shelly: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Shelly: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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A baby tortoise was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end.
He turned [...]

Joke of the Day….1/28-)*

Getiing Married
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting Married?”
“Yep!”
“Do I know her?”
“Nope!”
“This woman, is she good looking?”
“Not really.”
“Is she a good cook?”
“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”
“Does she have lots of money?”
“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”
“Well then, is she good in bed?”
“I don’t know.”
“Why in the world [...]

JOKE OF THE NIGHT……1/27-)*

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart…. I mean Really FART. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people [...]

JOKE of the Day…….1/27-)*

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
brain
said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and
functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and
get
him where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss
because
we
do all the work [...]

Joke of The Day…….1/26-)*

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?” [...]

Joke of The Day……1/25-)*

THE HUSBAND LINEUP
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go [...]