BLONDE Joke of The Day….too funny….12/12 -)*

This joke was sent to me by one of my blonde girlfriends…too funny
Blonde Joke
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get [...]

JOKE OF THE NIGHT….THE FEMALE RULES….12/11-)*

THE FEMALE RULES
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, [...]