Joke of The Day…12/11…ABC’s of Ex-Wives-)*

A is for Alimony … the gift that keeps on giving.
B is for Balls … which are now ours again.
C is for Court … where you finally find out the meaning of a good screw.
D is for Divorce … the alternative to ax murder.
E is for Equitable Distribution … another oxymoron.
F is for Flatulence … [...]

WHAT MEN REALLY GET IN A WIFE……..Joke of the Night…..12/10 -)*

WHAT MEN REALLY GET IN A WIFE
* She speaks 140 words a minute, with gusts up to 180.
* She was once a model for a totem pole.
* Where there’s smoke, there she is– cooking.
* She’s a light eater…once it gets light, she starts eating.
* She lets you know you only have two faults: everything you [...]