10 Husbands, Still a Virgin -)*………….Joke of the Day….12/9

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was [...]

JOKE OF THE NIGHT………..12/8

Ernie asks Joe, “If I slept with your wife and had a child would that make us related?”
Joe says to Ernie, “No but it would make us even.”
Christmas Spirit
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this Holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each [...]