….JOKE of the Weekend-)*…………12/6

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought.
Soon, he sees another sign which says [...]

Joke of the Night………12/5

What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open ’til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood!