Ready for 2009???? Laugh it up!-)*

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy!
10. Read less.
New Years Resolutions
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing [...]

Cartoon of the Night…..12/24-)*

Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a rubber band
Why don’t you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I’m a liar
I can’t believe that!

Cartoon of the Day…….Santa gets a Flat…..12/24-)*

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
“Rude”-olph!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-”deer”!
Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch?
“Deery” Queen!

…JOKE of the NIGHT…..12/23-)*

An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.
The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.
The American says, “Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?”
The english guy says, “A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle”.
“Wow”, says the American, “Can I have [...]

Cartoon & Joke of the Night……Give Santa a break!…..12/22-)*

An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal…
Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a closeby man, ” Can you help me point my penis” ?
The man reluctantly accepted but, decided not to look at the mans penis. After a few seconds of [...]

About Doraz…Who is SHE????????

Hi! In case you haven’t noticed, I like to laugh at life. I like to find the humor in everyday stuff. I do not like to dwell on the negative. I do not like to complain. I like to do what I can to stay healthy and happy. Good mental health is very important to [...]

JOKE OF THE DAY……..12/21 -)*…

I am going to shop
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, [...]

JOKE & CARTOON ……12/20-)*

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always
is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. Pastor said, “You
need to join the Army of the Lord!” My friend said, “Im already in the [...]

JOKE of the NIGHT…..12/19…..How Do You Feel About Sex????

How Do You Feel About Sex

In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating each other for a long time.
At the urging of their friends, they decided it was finally time for marriage.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living [...]

Joke of the Day…..12/19-)*

Three Kinds
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but [...]