Some TURKEY jokes for Turkey Day….enjoy!

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Get Thanksgiving guests going by saying:
During mid-meal turn to mom and say, “See mom, I told you they [...]

Don’t stress….not worth it….Laugh instead!….time for a break…..

You are listening to jazz — Your first day at work is great. Your coworkers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute, and your boss is the best!
Phase 2

You are listening to pop music — After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you’re coming or going anymore.
Phase 3

You are listening [...]