Halloween Headquarter for laughs!

I have LOTS of jokes you can use for Halloween fun with your friends or co workers. Will you be going to any Halloween parties this year? How about dressing up at school? What have you decided to be? I am ready to ” witch out!” I plan on having some “scary” fun! Be safe….have [...]

The Howling Husband & more Halloween laughs!

What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
The Howling Husband
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.
“How was work, dear?” his wife asks.
“Listen! [...]

Halloween Bumper Sticker…and more!

Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: How do you make a witch stew?
A: Keep her waiting for hours.
Q: How do ghosts begin their letters?
A: “Tomb it may concern…”

Q: How can you tell when a window is scared?
A: They get shudders.
Q: Why didn’t the [...]

Penguin joke for you…..get dancing!

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees [...]

Cooking JOKE……it’s smokin’

Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: “Does anyone know what this is?”
Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: “That’s how Mommy knows supper is ready!”

Kitty says to SMILE at least once a day……..joke

An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo.
While there, he saw a man with an elephant act.
The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person’s age.
The Irishman was very skeptical and said so in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and [...]

It will get better …cute photo!….JOKE..how to bathe a cat!

HOW TO BATHE A CAT………….
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to [...]

Animated Alien tells sex JOKE………

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough air points. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, and all things about how they make money. Finally Maureen brought up the [...]

Have you been sweeping around?

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. [...]

If you’re a Witch for Halloween dress up…some jokes for you ….

What is a witch with poison ivy called ?
An itchy witchy !
What’s a cold, evil candle called ?
The wicked wick of the north !
What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ?
A witch in a revolving door !
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ?
A witch [...]